Jack’s job interview

Interviewer: there are 500 bricks on the plane, you drop one outside. How many bricks are left

Jack: that’s easy.499

Interviewer: what are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge

Jack: open the fridge,  put the elephant in and close the fridge

Interviewer: what are the 4 steps to put a deer in it

Jack: open the fridge, take the elephant out, put the elephant in and close the fridge

Interviewer: Its lion’s birthday. All animals are there, except one. Why

Jack: deer. Because he is in the fridge

Interviewer: How does a woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles

Jack: she just crossed it. Cuz the crocodiles are in Lion’s birthday

Interviewer: last question, in the end, the woman died. Why

Jack: I guess she drowned

Interviewer: No, she was hit by the brick….You may leave now!!

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M.Roohi

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