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English as a second language We Are Different 7 Coy knows pseudonoise codes. by Pierre Abbat
Sheena leads, Sheila needs.
The thirty-three thieves thought that they thrilled the throne throughout Thursday.
Something in a thirty-acre thermal thicket of thorns and thistles thumped and thundered threatening the three-D thoughts of Matthew the thug - although, theatrically, it was only the thirteen-thousand thistles and thorns through the underneath of his thigh that the thirty year old thug thought of that morning. by Meaghan Desbiens
Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?
Seth at Sainsbury's sells thick socks.
You cuss, I cuss, we all cuss, for asparagus! from a Far Side cartoon by Gary Larson
Roberta ran rings around the Roman ruins.
Clean clams crammed in clean cans.
Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks.
I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.
Stupid superstition!
There was a fisherman named Fisher
World Wide Web
To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock, by W.S. Gilbert of Gilbert and Sullivan from The Mikado
Picky people pick Peter Pan Peanut-Butter, 'tis the peanut-butter picky people pick. from a commercial
If Stu chews shoes, should Stu choose the shoes he chews?
Luke Luck likes lakes. from Dr. Seuss' Fox in Socks
Seventy seven benevolent elephants harder than it seems
There those thousand thinkers were thinking how did the other three thieves go through.
Santa's Short Suit Shrunk name of a children's book
I was born on a pirate ship Hold your tounge while saying it.
I scream, you scream, we all scream for icecream!
Wayne went to Wales to watch walruses.
In 'ertford, 'ereford and 'ampshire, 'urricanes 'ardly Hever 'appen. from the film "My Fair Lady"
One-one was a race horse.
Eleven benevolent elephants
Celibate celebrant, celibate celebrant, celibate celebrant, ...
Willy's real rear wheel David Bowser in Harrisburg, PA
If Pickford's packers packed a packet of crisps would the packet of crisps that Pickford's packers packed survive for two and a half years? from Naomi Fletcher's real life
Six sleek swans swam swiftly southwards
Gobbling gorgoyles gobbled gobbling goblins.
Did Dick Pickens prick his pinkie pickling cheap cling peaches in an inch of Pinch or framing his famed French finch photos?
Pirates Private Property
What a terrible tongue twister,
When you write copy you have the right to copyright the copy you write. ...
A big black bug bit a big black dog on his big black nose! by Kitty Morrow
Elizabeth's birthday is on the third Thursday of this month.
Ann and Andy's anniversary is in April.
Flash message!
Frogfeet, flippers, swimfins.
Hassock hassock, black spotted hassock. Black spot on a black back of a black spotted hassock.
How many cookies could a good cook cook If a good cook could cook cookies? A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.
How much ground would a groundhog hog, if a groundhog could hog ground? A groundhog would hog all the ground he could hog, if a groundhog could hog ground.
How much pot, could a pot roast roast, if a pot roast could roast pot.
How much wood could Chuck Woods' woodchuck chuck, if Chuck Woods' woodchuck could and would chuck wood? If Chuck Woods' woodchuck could and would chuck wood, how much wood could and would Chuck Woods' woodchuck chuck? Chuck Woods' woodchuck would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood as any woodchuck would, if a woodchuck could and would chuck wood.
Mary Mac's mother's making Mary Mac marry me. from a song by Carbon Leaf
Mr. Tongue Twister tried to train his tongue to twist and turn, and twit an twat, to learn the letter "T".
Pete's pa pete poked to the pea patch to pick a peck of peas for the poor pink pig in the pine hole pig-pen.
She saw Sherif's shoes on the sofa. But was she so sure she saw Sherif's shoes on the sofa?
Through three cheese trees three free fleas flew. from Fox in Sox by Dr. Seuss
Two tried and true tridents
rudder valve reversals the cause of some plane crashes
Birdie birdie in the sky laid a turdie in my eye.
How many cans can a cannibal nibble
Thirty-three thirsty, thundering thoroughbreds thumped Mr. Thurber on Thursday.
Four furious friends fought for the phone.
Plymouth sleuths thwart Luther's slithering.
Bobby Bippy bought a bat. from mid-Willamette Valley theater
Black background, brown background.
Why do you cry, Willy?
Very well, very well, very well ...
Tie twine to three tree twigs.
Rory the warrior and Roger the worrier were reared wrongly in a rural brewery.
Mares eat oats and does eat oats,
Three short sword sheaths.
Caution: Wide Right Turns seen on semi-tractor trailers
Rolling red wagons
Green glass globes glow greenly.
Robert Wayne Rutter personal name
I stood sadly on the silver steps of Burgess's fish sauce shop, mimicking him hiccuping, and wildly welcoming him within.
As I was in Arkansas I saw a saw that could out saw any saw I ever saw saw. If you happen to be in Arkansas and see a saw that can out saw the saw I saw saw I'd like to see the saw you saw saw.
black back bat
The queen in green screamed.
How many berries could a bare berry carry,
What did you have for breakfast?
Snap Crackel pop,
Six slimy snails sailed silently.
I thought, I thought of thinking of thanking you.
Seven slick slimey snakes slowly sliding southward.
Red Buick, blue Buick
Roofs of mushrooms rarely mush too much. by Matt Duchnowski
He threw three balls.
The great Greek grape growers grow great Greek grapes.
Singing Sammy sung songs on sinking sand.
We're real rear wheels.
Rhys watched Ross switch his Irish wristwatch for a Swiss wristwatch.
I wish to wash my Irish wristwatch.
Near an ear, a nearer ear, a nearly eerie ear.
On a lazy laser raiser lies a laser ray eraser.
Scissors sizzle, thistles sizzle.
Tom threw Tim three thumbtacks.
How much caramel can a canny canonball cram in a camel if a canny canonball can cram caramel in a camel?
He threw three free throws.
Fresh French fried fly fritters
Gig whip, gig whip, gig whip, ...
I was born on a pirate ship. Say it while holding your tongue.
2 Y's U R.
Little Mike left his bike like Tike at Spike's.
Eddie edited it.
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Wow, race winners really want red wine right away!
The ruddy widow really wants ripe watermelon and red roses when winter arrives.
I'll chew and chew until my jaws drop.
Triple Dickle a strong drink
How many sheets could a sheet slitter slit if a sheet slitter could slit sheets?
Supposed to be pistachio, by Diane Estep
Chester Cheetah chews a chunk of cheep cheddar cheese. from a high school singing class
Real rock wall, real rock wall, real rock wall
Argyle Gargoyle
Peggy Babcock, Peggy Babcock, Peggy Babcock, ... personal name
If you're keen on stunning kites and cunning stunts,
Two tiny tigers take two taxis to town.
Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds. by Pierre Abbat
Willie's really weary.
Yally Bally had a jolly golliwog. Feeling folly, Yally Bally Bought his jolly golli' a dollie made of holly! The golli', feeling jolly, named the holly dollie, Polly. So Yally Bally's jolly golli's holly dollie Polly's also jolly! by Mistah Twistah, Tony Valuch
Out in the pasture the nature watcher watches the catcher. While the catcher watches the pitcher who pitches the balls. Whether the temperature's up or whether the temperature's down, the nature watcher, the catcher and the pitcher are always around. The pitcher pitches, the catcher catches and the watcher watches. So whether the temperature's rises or whether the temperature falls the nature watcher just watches the catcher who's watching the pitcher who's watching the balls. by Sharon Johnson
Tommy Tucker tried to tie Tammy's Turtles tie.
John, where Peter had had "had had", had had "had";
Excited executioner exercising his excising powers excessively.
Pail of ale aiding ailing Al's travails. from India
Double bubble gum, bubbles double.
If you can't can any candy can,
Octopus ocular optics. by Pierre Abbat
This is the sixth zebra snoozing thoroughly.
Salty broccoli, salty broccoli, salty broccoli ....
I saw Esau kissing Kate.
A slimey snake slithered down the sandy sahara.
Suzie Seaword's fish-sauce shop sells unsifted thistles for thistle-sifters to sift.
I eat eel while you peel eel
Nothing is worth thousands of deaths.
Casual clothes are provisional for leisurely trips across Asia.
East Fife Four, Forfar Five an actual football result from the Scottish third division
Roy Wayne
11 was a racehorse, Wunwun was a racehorse, Tutu was one too. Wunwun won one race, Tutu won one too.
It's not the cough that carries you off,
She said she should sit.
Mo mi mo me send me a toe,
Will you, William? Will you, William? Will you, William?
I wish you were a fish in my dish
She stood on the balcony, inexplicably mimicking him hiccuping, and amicably welcoming him in. an actor's vocal warmup for lips and tongue
The big black bug bit the big black bear,
Dust is a disk's worst enemy.
I see a sea down by the seashore.
Old Mr. Hunt
As one black bug, bled blue, black blood. The other black bug bled blue.
Mommy made me eat my M&Ms.
I'm not the fig plucker,
A gazillion gigantic grapes gushed
Aluminum, linoleum, molybdenum, aluminum, linoleum, molybdenum, aluminum, linoleum, molybdenum
Thin grippy thick slippery.
A tree toad loved a she-toad,
The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn.
If you notice this notice,
If you understand, say "understand".
She sees cheese.
Brent Spence Bridge places in Ohio
Chukotko-Kamchatkan pertaining to the Siberian people living in Kamchatka
There those thousand thinkers were thinking
Five frantic frogs fled from fifty fierce fishes.
One smart fellow, he felt smart.
Seven sleazy shysters in sharkskin suits sold sheared sealskins to seasick sailors.
I would if I could! But I can't, so I won't!
But a harder thing still to do. What a to do to die today
Love's a feeling you feel when you feel
Silly sheep weep and sleep.
Truly rural, truly rural, truly rural, ...
A turbot's not a burbot, for a turbot's a butt, but a burbot's not.
I know a boy named Tate
The seething sea ceaseth; thus the seething sea sufficeth us.
Real weird rear wheels by Michael Dworkin and Bill Harvey
I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit, upon a slitted sheet I sit.
A pessimistic pest exists amidst us.
Knife and a fork bottle and a cork Chicken in the car and the car can go,
Five fuzzy French frogs Frolicked through the fields in France.
Two to two to Toulouse?
Swatch watch
Dr. Johnson and Mr. Johnson, after great consideration, came to the conclusion that the Indian nation beyond the Indian Ocean is back in education because the chief occupation is cultivation.
Round and round the rugged rock the ragged rascal ran.
Buckets of bug blood, buckets of bug blood, buckets of bug blood
I'm a sock cutter and I cut socks.
If coloured caterpillars could change their colours constantly could they keep their coloured coat coloured properly?
We won, we won, we won, we won, ...
Thirty-three thousand people think that Thursday is their thirtieth birthday. by Julia Dicum
How much ground could a grounghog grind if a groundhog could grind ground?
How may saws could a see-saw saw if a see-saw could saw saws? by Jillian Goetz
As he gobbled the cakes on his plate, from Dr. Seuss's O Say Can You Say?
How much myrtle would a wood turtle hurdle if a wood turtle could hurdle myrtle?
Shut up the shutters and sit in the shop.
Rattle your bottles in Rollocks' van.
A fly and flea flew into a flue,
How much dew does a dewdrop drop
If Kantie can tie a tie and untie a tie,
Bake big batches of bitter brown bread.
But she as far surpasseth Sycorax, Caliban describing Miranda's beauty in "The Tempest", by William Shakespeare
Bake big batches of brown blueberry bread.
She sits in her slip and sips Schlitz.
Which wristwatch is a Swiss wristwatch?
Whoever slit the sheets is a good sheet slitter.
Mummies make money.
Crush grapes, grapes crush, crush grapes.
An elephant was asphyxiated in the asphalt.
A black bloke's back brake-block broke.
This is a zither.
Fresh fried fish,
There was a minimum of cinnamon in the aluminum pan.
Really leery, rarely Larry.
Big black bugs bleed blue black blood but baby black bugs bleed blue blood.
Elizabeth has eleven elves in her elm tree.
Her whole right hand really hurts. difficult in Brazil
Come, come,
Tie a knot, tie a knot.
Red blood, green blood
I'm a sheet slitter.
Busy buzzing bumble bees.
A lump of red leather, a red leather lump
Nat the bat swat at Matt the gnat.
I shot the city sheriff.
A lady sees a pot-mender at work at his barrow in the street.
I am not a pheasant plucker,
Suzie, Suzie, working in a shoeshine shop. Tommy, Tommy, toiling in a tailor's shop. sung by Ian Mackintosh
Preshrunk silk shirts.
Craig Quinn's quick trip to Crabtree Creek.
Six shining cities, six shining cities, six shining cities.
While we were walking, we were watching window washers wash Washington's windows with warm washing water.
A big black bear sat on a big black bug.
A bloke's bike back brake block broke.
Sweet sagacious Sally Sanders said she sure saw seven segregated seaplanes sailing swiftly southward Saturday.
Betty Botter bought some butter but, said she, the butter's bitter.
How much oil boil can a gum boil boil if a gum boil can boil oil?
Good blood, bad blood, good blood, bad blood, good blood, bad blood.
No nose knows like a gnome's nose knows. by the Hofman family
Freshly fried fresh flesh
There are two minutes difference from four to two to two to two, from two to two to two, too.
There once was a man who had a sister, his name was Mr. Fister. Mr. Fister's sister sold sea shells by the sea shore. Mr. Fister didn't sell sea shells, he sold silk sheets. Mr. Fister told his sister that he sold six silk sheets to six shieks. The sister of Mr. Fister said I sold six shells to six shieks too!
Sally sells sea shells by the sea shore. But if Sally sells sea shells by the sea shore then where are the sea shells Sally sells?
She stood on the steps of Burgess's Fish Sauce Shop, mimicking him hiccuping and amicably welcoming him in.
Swan swam over the sea.
Sally is a sheet slitter, she slits sheets.
She sells sea shells on the sea shore;
You know New York.
What noise annoys an oyster most?
Ripe white wheat reapers reap ripe white wheat right.
Blake's black bike's back brake bracket block broke.
Each Easter Eddie eats eighty Easter eggs.
She slits the sheet she sits on.
A rough-coated, dough-faced, thoughtful ploughman strode through the streets of Scarborough; after falling into a slough, he coughed and hiccoughed.
A twister of twists once twisted a twist.
Red lolly, yellow lolly.
Mrs Hunt had a country cut front
Knapsack strap.
John, where Molly had had "had", had had "had had". "Had had " had had the teachers approval
Miss Smith's fish-sauce shop seldom sells shellfish.
Great gray goats
Whether the weather be fine
Sunshine city, sunshine city, sunshine city, ...
The batter with the butter is the batter that is better!
There's a sandwich on the sand which was sent by a sane witch.
How many yaks could a yak pack pack if a yak pack could pack yaks?
Twelve twins twirled twelve twigs.
If you stick a stock of liquor in your locker
Clowns grow glowing crowns.
Can you imagine an imaginary menagerie manager
Sister Suzie sewing shirts for soldiers
Red leather, yellow leather, ...
IF IF = THEN THEN THEN = ELSE ELSE ELSE = IF; programming language PL/I by Bruce Walker
Announcement at Victoria Station, London:
Richard's wretched ratchet wrench.
Rugged rubber baby buggy bumpers.
A box of biscuits,
When a doctor doctors a doctor,
What to do to die today at a minute or two to two. A terribly difficult thing to say and a harder thing to do. A dragon will come and beat his drum Ra-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-too at a minute or two to two today. At a minute or two to two. Who is the author?
If two witches would watch two watches, which witch would watch which watch?
The soldier's shoulder surely hurts!
She sees seas slapping shores.
A loyal warrior will rarely worry why we rule. by Ray Weisling
Greek grapes.
Mr. See owned a saw and Mr Soar owned a seesaw.
Six sick sea-serpents swam the seven seas.
There was a little witch which switched from Chichester to Ipswich.
A proper cup of coffee from a proper copper coffee pot.
Don't trouble trouble, until trouble troubles you! If you trouble trouble, triple trouble troubles you!
Theophilus Thadeus Thistledown, the succesful thistle-sifter, while sifting a sieve-full of unsifted thistles, thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb. Now, if Theophilus Thadeus Thistledown, the succesful thistle-sifter, thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb, see that thou, while sifting a sieve-full of unsifted thistles, thrust not three thousand thistles through the thick of thy thumb.
Shoe section, shoe section, shoe section, ...
A smart fella, a fella smart.
She is a thistle-sifter. She has a sieve of unsifted thistles and a sieve of sifted thistles and the sieve of unsifted thistles she sifts into the sieve of sifted thistles because she is a thistle-sifter.
Admidst the mists and coldest frosts,
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear,
Blue glue gun, green glue gun.
Toy boat, toy boat, toy boat, ...
Mallory's hourly salary.
I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit, and on that slitted sheet I sit.
Don't spring on the inner-spring this spring or there will be an offspring next spring.
A flea and a fly in a flue,
King Thistle stuck a thousand thistles in the thistle of his thumb.
Five fat friars frying flat fish.
The bottle of perfume that Willy sent
Esau Wood sawed wood. All the wood Esau Wood saw, Esau Wood would saw. All the wood Wood saw, Esau sought to saw. One day Esau Wood's wood-saw would saw no wood. So Esau Wood sought a new wood-saw. The new wood-saw would saw wood. Oh, the wood Esau Wood would saw. Esau sought a saw that would saw wood as no other wood-saw would saw. And Esau found a saw that would saw as no other wood-saw would saw. And Esau Wood sawed wood.
A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk,
Extinct insects' instincts, extant insects' instincts. by Pierre Abbat
Sweater weather, leather weather.
One black beetle bled only black blood, the other black beetle bled blue.
The big black bug's blood ran blue.
I am not the pheasant plucker,
Ed Nott was shot and Sam Shott was not. So it is better to be Shott than Nott. Some say Nott was not shot. But Shott says he shot Nott. Either the shot Shott shot at Nott was not shot, or Nott was shot. If the shot Shott shot shot Nott, Nott was shot. But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott, the shot was Shott, not Nott. However, the shot Shott shot shot not Shott - but Nott. So, Ed Nott was shot and that's hot! Is it not?
We will learn why her lowly lone, worn yarn loom will rarely earn immoral money. by Ray Weisling
Unique New York, unique New York, unique New York, ...
If Dr. Seuss Were a Technical Writer..... Here's an easy game to play. If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, You can't say this? What a shame, sir! If the label on the cable on the table at your house, When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk, from the Unix fortune database, attributed to DementDJ@ccip.perkin-elmer.com in the rec.humor.funny newsgroup
Picky people pick Peter Pan Peanut Butter.
Ray Rag ran across a rough road.
Elmer Arnold personal name
A Tudor who tooted the flute
Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt.
Tim, the thin twin tinsmith.
Thin sticks, thick bricks
Red lorry, yellow lorry.
A big black bug bit a big black bear and made the big black bear bleed blood.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? A woodchuck would chuck how much a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood.
Larry Hurley, a burly squirrel hurler, hurled a furry squirrel through a curly grill.
Six twin screwed steel steam cruisers.
A nurse anesthetist unearthed a nest.
I thought a thought.
She sells sea shells on the seashore.
From the programmer's desk:
A noise annoys an oyster, but a noisy noise annoys an oyster more!
Plain bun, plum bun, bun without plum.
Slick slim slippers sliding south.
The Leith police dismisseth us
Ah shucks, six stick shifts stuck shut!
Meter maid Mary married manly Matthew Marcus Mayo,
The king would sing, about a ring that would go ding.
How much dough would Bob Dole dole
People pledging plenty of pennies.
Mares eat oats and does eat oats, but little lambs eat ivy. from a pre-war English music-hall song
To begin to toboggan,
Courtney Dworkin personal name
Switch watch, wrist watch.
Six thick thistle sticks
Moses supposes his toeses are roses, Donald O'Connor and Gene Kelly in "Singing in the rain"
I wish I were what I was when I wished I were what I am.
She sells seashells on the seashore. The seashells she sells are seashore seashells.
Irish wristwatch
She had shoulder surgery.
To put a pipe in byte mode, type PIPE_TYPE_BYTE. from the Visual C++ help file.
Three Tree Turtles Three tree turtles took turns talking tongue twisters.
My Friend Gladys Oh, the sadness of her sadness when she's sad.
I would if I could, and if I couldn't, how could I? common school kids nonsense, circa 1910
real rear wheel
Give me the gift of a grip-top sock, articulation warmup for actors
National Sheepshire Sheep Association
The crow flew over the river with a lump of raw liver.
The little red lorry went down Limuru road. Limuru (Lee-moo-roo) road is a the name of a road in Kenya.
Flies fly but a fly flies.
Did Doug dig Dick's garden or did Dick dig Doug's garden? by Paul Davies
If a Hottentot taught a Hottentot tot to talk ere the tot could totter, ought the Hottentot tot be taught to say ought or naught or what ought to be taught 'er?
How many cans can a canner can if a canner can can cans? A canner can can as many cans as a canner can if a canner can can cans.
Federal Express is now called FedEx.
Which witch snitched the stitched switch for which the Swiss witch wished? by Ann Clark
Does this shop sport short socks with spots?
Customer: Do you have soothers? actual conversation in a shop in Canada, recorded by Don Monson
Tommy, Tommy, toiling in a tailor's shop.
No need to light a night-light on a light night like tonight.
I wish to wish, I dream to dream, I try to try, and I live to live, and I'd die to die, and I cry to cry but I dont know why. from a Song by Soundgarden named "Somewhere" composed and written by Ben Shepherd
My mommy makes me muffins on Mondays. by Tim McCauley, age 8
A real rare whale.
Terry Teeter, a teeter-totter teacher, taught her daughter Tara to teeter-totter, but Tara Teeter didn't teeter-totter as Terry Teeter taught her to. by Pierre Abbat
Ken Dodd's dad's dog 's dead.
I bought a bit of baking powder and baked a batch of biscuits. I brought a big basket of biscuits back to the bakery and baked a basket of big biscuits. Then I took the big basket of biscuits and the basket of big biscuits and mixed the big biscuits with the basket of biscuits that was next to the big basket and put a bunch of biscuits from the basket into a biscuit mixer and brought the basket of biscuits and the box of mixed biscuits and the biscuit mixer to the bakery and opened a tin of sardines. Said to be a diction test for would-be radio announcers: To be read clearly, without mistakes, in less than 20 seconds (from Coronet Magazine, August 1948).
Kanta is a masai girl. She can tie a tie and untie a tie. If Kanta can tie a tie and untie a tie, why can't I tie a tie and untie a tie?
I'm a mother pheasant plucker,
If you go for a gopher a gopher will go for a gopher hole.
Seven slick and sexy sealskin ski suits slid slowly down the slope.
The chief of the Leith police dismisseth us.
Fred Threlfall's thirty-five fine threads are finer threads than Fred Threlfall's thirty-five thick threads. by Anthony Nichols
Bug's black blood, Black bug's blood
Reed Wade Road name of a road in Batesville Arkansas
Jack's nap sack strap snapped.
I saw Esau sitting on a seesaw. I saw Esau; he saw me.
A quick witted cricket critic.
Hitchcock Hawk Watch Spots Record Raptors Title of an article in the Neola Gazette
Sure, sir, the ship's sure shipshape, sir.
The Smothers brothers' father's mother's brothers are
One Double Dozen Double Damask Dinner Napkins Name of a sketch written by Dion Titheradge for a London musical revue and originally performed by Cicely Courtneidge in the early 1930's. The comedienne Bea Lillie performed the sketch in an American film starring Bing Crosby in 1938, and that film's name was "Doctor Rhythm". The sketch became famous and Lillie did perform it on numerous occasions on radio, as well as record it on two 78rpm records.
The cat crept into the crypt, crapped and crept out.
Dear mother,
Blended baby blue bug's blood blotches. made up watching bugs splatter on the windshield ... ugh!
So, this is the sushi chef? Spoken to a friend in a Japanese restaurant on the chef’s return.
Furnish Freddie's nursery with forty-four furry Furby Beanie Babies.
Arnold Palmer, Arnold Palmer, Arnold Palmer, ... name of the famous American golfer
A bitter biting bittern bit a better biting bittern
Certified certificates from certified certificate certifiers.
Imagine, imagining imagining, an imaginary imaginary imaginary menagerie manager, imagining imagining imagining an imaginary imaginary imaginary managerie.
What noise annoys a noisy oyster?
We need a plan to fan a pan; find a pan to fan, then find a fan to fan the pan, then fan the pan. Some Korean students find difficult to pronounce difference between 'f' and 'p'.
How many snacks could a snack stacker stack, by Christine Reynolds
Freddy is ready to roast red roaches.
Who washed Washington's white woolen underwear when Washington's washer-woman went west?
On mules we find two legs behind and two we find before.
Three grey geese
Susie sits shinning silver shoes
Ralph rakes leaves really, really lousily. for Japanese students of English
Lady Luck dislikes losers. for Japanese students of English
Broken back brake block
Mumbling, bumbling. Bumbling, mumbling.
Of all the felt I ever felt I never felt felt that felt like that felt felt.
They hatch fish at the state fish hatchery and sell hatched fish to the fish stick factory. by Kevin Brown
In pine tar is. In oak none is. In mud eels are. In clay none is. If read fast, it sounds like gibberish.
The sixth sick sheik's sixth sick sheep.
Thirty-six thick silk threads
Silly shoe-fly pie fans sell chilly shoe-fly pie pans.
Kantai can tie a tie. If Kantai can tie a tie,
The two-toed tree toad tried to tread where the three-toed tree toad trod.
Tricky Tristan tracked a trail of tiny turtles.
Esau Wood saw a wood saw, saw wood, as no wood saw would saw wood. If Esau Wood saw a wood saw, saw wood, as no wood saw would saw wood, where is the wood saw witch would saw wood, as no wood saw would saw wood.
You're behaving like a babbling, bumbling band of baboons. from Harry Potter
Iranian Uranium
Giddy kiddy goat,
He wanted to desert his dessert in the desert!
If a Hottentot tot taught a Hottentot tot to talk before the tot would totter, ought the Hottentot tot be taught to say ought, or naught, or what ought to be taught the Hottentot tot? If to hoot and to toot a Hottentot tot be taught by a Hottentot tutor, should the tutor get hot if the Hottentot tot hoots and toots at the Hottentot tutor?
There was a writer called Wright, he taught his son to write Wright right:
Very rare vagrant wader a "vagrant wader" is a wading bird that is not typical to a particular region
Crash Quiche Course
I broke a brickbat and a brickbat broke me.
A wooden worm wouldn't be worthy of worship but would he if he wondered and worried about what he would be worthy of if he wasn't wooden? by Samy Gosselin
Give papa a cup of proper coffee in a copper coffee cup.
Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.
Farrell's features fabulous food 'n' fantastic fountain fantasies for frolicking, fun-filled festive families.
Who holds Joe's nose when he blows? Joe knows.
A singly circularly linked list.
The Final Fixing of the Foolish Fugitive Feeling footloose, fancy-free and frisky, this feather-brained fellow finagled his fond father into forking over his fortune. Forthwith, he fled for foreign fields and frittered his farthings feasting fabulously with fair-weather friends. Finally, fleeced by those folly filled fellows and facing famine, he found him-self a feed flinger in a filthy farm-lot. He fain would have filled his frame with foraged food from fodder fragments. "Fooey! My father's flunkies fare far fancier," the frazzled fugitive fumed feverishly, frankly facing fact. Frustrated from failure and filled with forebodings, he fled for his family. Falling at his father's feet, he floundered forlornly. "Father, I have flunked and fruitlessly forfeited further family favors . . ." But the faithful father, forestalling further flinching, frantically flagged his flunkies to fetch forth the finest fatling and fix a feast. But the fugitive's fault finding frater, faithfully farming his father's fields for free, frowned at this fickle forgiveness of former falderal. His fury flashed, but fussing was futile. His foresighted father figured, "Such filial fidelity is fine, but what forbids fervent festivities? The fugitive is found! Unfurl the flags! With fanfare flaring, let fun, frolic and frivolity flow freely, former failures forgotten and folly forsaken." Forgiveness forms a firm foundation for future fortitude. (Sir John Hensch of London)
Thirty-three thousand feathers on a thrushes throat. نظرات شما عزیزان:
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